Michael, if this wasn’t so depressing it would be funny. I remember the time my wife and I were invited to a free lunch at a fancy resort providing we sat through a timeshare sakes pitch. Their were also supposed to be free tours of the apartments, but as soon as we said we couldn’t be investing…they had no more time for us.
At least the meal was fancy….these free meals offered by the cremation services are a downright insult. By all means take the navy funeral when the time comes.