The Chief Snowflake Inspector

The Bachelor of Snow

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Every snowflake is unique
Is what I have been taught.
But who checks all the snowflakes?
Is that crazy food for thought?

The Chief Snowflake Inspector
Must be always on the job,
For it’s always winter somewhere.
He must make a pretty bob.

I’d love that occupation,
And would give it a good try.
What qualifications must you have
Before you can apply?

There must be a college degree,
Like Bachelor of Snow,
So one can become qualified
In blizzards and ice flow.

He travels all around the world
To every place it’s snowed,
Sampling all the snowflakes
For any difference that they showed.

From Anchorage, Alaska
Then all North America through,
He monitors the snowfalls,
Then flies to Kathmandu.