This was a fun read, Michael. The relationship was good while it lasted. But, hey don’t go trying to steal Siri off me. I know our relationship has its ups and downs like when she interrupted a “serious” conversation I was having and I said abruptly without thinking, “Siri, shut up!” She replied, “Okay” and never spoke to me again for a week, until I apologised and said she is welcome to speak again.
She does tell the best knock knock jokes and actually sounds elated if I say that was great, and asks if I want another one.